Chugging Contest - This chugging contest dates back to my
freshman year of high school.  Three cans of horrible Mendota
Sparkling Water.  Three high school freshmen.  Who will win?  2004
Classic Muffin Joke - The classic muffin joke revived using pencil
and paper.  2005
Bill Phil Poster - The original movie poster for our Bill Phil series.  2006
Domino Joke - The first Perry Bible Fellowship comic I ever saw.  
For more of this guy's work go to www.thepbf.com  2005
Geek Test - See how geeky you truly are by taking this test.  Despite
what you may think, I actually did not rank very high in geekiness.  
2005
How to Destroy the Earth -  Somewhat feasible ways the earth could
be destroyed.  An interesting read.  2005
Ice Pirate Ship - A sweet picture of a pirate ship made entirely of
snow.  2006
Kansas City Star Story - A story written about Dork Productions in
the Kansas City Star.  2005
Milk Chugging Contest - The ultimate contest:  drinking one whole
gallon of milk in under an hour without throwing up.  Is it even
possible?  Click this link to find out.  2006
What Level of Hell Will You Go To? - Take this quiz and if you may
find out if you are going to Hell or not.  2005
Optical Illusions - This is the obligatory optical illusions link. 2005
Patriot Story - A story about Dork Productions featured in my school's
newspaper. 2005
Pills - Look at these crazy pills spin and spin and spin! 2005
These links do not neccessarily reflect the ideas and views of Dorkprofilms.
Scary Cave Story - You're on a video site.  You want to watch videos,
not read some ten page long story!  Put those feelings aside because
the Scary Cave Story is a great read and will draw you in.  2005
Spiderman Reviews Every Crayola Crayon - A classic page featuring
Spiderman, who decides to review every color of crayon.  2004
Stick Strip - Somewhat funny paper and pencil comic strips featuring
stickmen. 2005
Vent Your Anger - Angry about something?  Come here to type up a
storm to make yourself feel better.  2005
Yearbook Story - A story about Dork Productions written for my
school's yearbook. 05/2004
Soviets Launching a Pig out of a Cannon - Watch these Russians
launch a pig out of a cannon. 8/30/07
Jack's Wild World of Weird Animals - Jack shows you some of the
craziest animals in existence! 7/2/07
Game Fuel Comic Adventure - Here is a little comic about
Mountain Dew Game Fuel and its awesomeness.  10/22/07
World Mustache Championship - The winners of the ultimate facial
hair contest.  I strive to be them.  10/26/07
The Tour of Jack's Bathroom - Here is what my college dorm
room bathroom looks like.  2/1/08
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Game - Play the Smash Bros. Brawl
Flash game!  2/5/08
Jack Teaches Black History - Learn about the African American
past.  2/25/08
Dubai:  Friend or Insane? - The economic progress of the state of
Dubai.  4/10/08
So I've Landed On Mars - Download the hit songs from the hit
video!  2/5/08
Nine Manliest Names in the World - THESE NAMES ARE
MANLY AND BADASS.  3/24/08
Bacon Quilt - This quilt is made out of bacon!  It also looks very
delicious.  4/12/08
Dork Productions Classics - Here are a few DP classics from
middle and high school.  4/17/08
Badass Truck of America - This sure is one awesome truck.  
4/19/08
Sam's Spoon Barn - Listen to this promotional radio ad my friends
and I made for a spoon barn.  4/19/08
The Cat and Mouse - Oh no the kitten is going to kill the mouse!  
5/22/08
Creepy Wikipedia Articles - These articles are interesting and quite
unusual. 7/03/08
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter - I watch this dreadful movie. 7/26/08
"...a little bit of everything"
Can't find something?  Check Past Updates or the Archives.
We Need Your Help! - Watch our commercial for television.  It's
about Dibs ice cream.  8/4/08
Why So Serious, Jollywood? - I was a part of The Dark Knight's
advertising campaign?   You bet!  9/7/08
This Ain't No Carnival - Take a tour of Michael Jackson's
Neverland Ranch.  9/6/08
The Dibs Television Spot - We were featured on MTV for two
seconds?  Yes we were.  9/7/08
Master of Illusion Beate Gutschow - These are cool photographs
...err...photoshops.  9/18/08
Night of the Demons - A Review - This is a great 80s horror
movie. 9/22/08
Score One For the Orwig - Oh Ryan, you and your silly, ridiculous
hair cuts. 9/24/08
Stock Market's Crashing?  Who cares! - My take on the situation
with the stock market.  9/25/08
You've got something in your hair - These animal hairdos are wild
indeed.  9/28/08
My understanding of reality is destroyed - Has dark matter created
a parallel dorkprofilms website?  9/29/08
Smile for the Camera, Obama - I dissect and destroy this picture of
Barack Obama.  10/1/08
Ready for tonight's VP debate? - This is how Biden prepares for
the debate. 10/2/08
A Cigar is just a Cigar...or is it? - Cigar awareness propaganda.  
Puh-lease!  10/4/08
Bacon Sushi - Learn how to make the most delicious meal ever
concocted on planet Earth.  10/9/08
Pregnancy Tips - Pregnant?  Flip through these flash cards and
educate yourself.  10/12/08
I just found the most awesome guy ever - This guy redefines
awesomeness, and I dig that.  10/15/08
A Taste Worth Dying For! - The Heart Attack Grill may be the
unhealthiest restaurant in America.  10/20/08
Pay Heed, All Who Enter - I was really bored, really.  Beware of
the Clog!  10/23/08
MLB is making adjustments - The rules might change to make the
game more exciting.  11/3/08
Let's not forget about Ron Paul - What was Ron Paul doing on
Election Night?  11/5/08
It's No-Shave November - Are you growing out your facial hair?  
Because I am!  11/8/08
Lego Futurama - Check out these sweet LEGO figurines of
Futurama.  11/11/08
No-Shave November Update - This is what I look like after two
weeks of not shaving. 11/14/08
No-Shave November Update 2 - It's getting a little
hairier...hopefully it will improve. 11/19/08
No-Shave November Update 4 - This is what it all came down to.  
Hmm.  12/3/08