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Back in high school, the ultimate fast food craze was going up to Hardee’s and eating their new 1,000  calorie Thickburger (that’s a Carl’s Jr. Six Dollar burger for all you West Coasters).  It was an unprecedented burger that gave euphoria while eating, and terror to the large intestine.  The Thickburger was an enormous breakthrough for the fast food industry.  Since then, we’ve seen the coming of Chicken Fries, the fall of the kid’s meal apple slices, and the rise of the Baconator.

But no one could see this one coming.

This is the Quadruple Bypass Burger, served at the one and only Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, Arizona.  Some sources have reported this baby of having up to 3,000 or more calories.  I’m getting hungry just looking at it.

The Heart Attack Grill’s website is awesome and really shows that they don’t care that their food is unhealthy.  They offer a pack of cigarettes with every meal.  The restaurant is also themed like a doctor’s office, and the waitresses dress up as nurses.

I found all these photos on some weird foreign website.  Apparently the Heart Attack Grill is a hit in a lot of countries that are not America.  They probably think all American restaurants are like this.

Unfiltered cigarettes with every meal.

I think the men that eat here try to finish an entire Quadruple Bypass Burger to impress the nurses.  There is no better way to win a girl’s heart than to eat two day’s worth of calories in one meal.

Let’s look at a diagram of the Quadruple Bypass Burger.

It looks good, and my only complaint is that there isn’t enough bacon on it.

Everything at the Heart Attack Grill is fried in 100% pure lard.  Their fries aren’t called “french fries,” but insteand “flatliner fries.”

For more pictures, you can visit the Heart Attack Grill’s official photo page.  The crowd at this place is typically composed of white, middle-aged, overweight males, and the occasional teenager who thinks eating unhealthy food is awesome (me).

The restaurant has been featured on various news outlets for being so unhealthy.  The Fox News interview is definitely my favorite.  Here is Dr. Jon, the owner of the Heart Attack Grill.

A taste worth dying for indeed.