Dork Productions

Last semester I enrolled in a seemingly simple Geography 100 course.  Little did I know that my professor was going to turn out to be the man below, Jerome Dobson.

Jerome is the President of the American Geographical Society, and his passion for geography is unfathomable. The only information that I have retained from his class, [...]

Remember in The Mummy Returns when Brendan Fraser and the gang are on that double-decker bus fighting the mummy monsters and they drive UNDER A BRIDGE and the top deck gets destroyed?
If you don’t remember…well, it was awesome.
The exact same situation happened in Dublin or some place a few weeks ago (minus Brendan Fraser and [...]

Clint Eastwood is cool but he’s old.  And racist.  Clive Owen was cool for a while but now he’s just too British.  Their time in the spotlight is over.
A more awesome, more sweet, more bodacious guy has come into the mix.  And he looks like this:

This is Mr. Rob Awesome.  He’s sporting a killer six [...]

This made its rounds on the blogs a while ago but I’m posting it again because it’s awesome!
These are pictures of the winners of the 2007 World Mustache Championship.  Enjoy.
The pictures are from The Handlebar Club

This is what I tried to do during No-Shave November but I failed miserably.

- jack

All right, so I know it seems like most of my updates revolve around bacon, but that’s only because bacon is awesome and I like talking about awesome stuff.  I swear this is the last bacon article for a while (atleast until the next BaconSalt diaries).
A while ago I posted a picture of the awesome [...]

Americans are constantly seeking out new ways to show their Patriotism.
This display of patriotism tops all the rest.  It’s a truck.  An American man’s truck.  The ultimate love-for-the-country inducing truck that makes you shed a tear for how great America is.
I pledge allegiance to the Badass Truck of America.

Notice the guy wearing the wolf shirt [...]

Back in high school, the ultimate fast food craze was going up to Hardee’s and eating their new 1,000  calorie Thickburger (that’s a Carl’s Jr. Six Dollar burger for all you West Coasters).  It was an unprecedented burger that gave euphoria while eating, and terror to the large intestine.  The Thickburger was an enormous breakthrough [...]

I’m Not Really A Dork
At least I don’t think I am.  I probably am though.

I am Jack Brungardt.  Also known as the man of one thousand faces.  Lon Chaney was a fake.
Dork Productions was founded back in the spring of 2002.  It was a simpler time back then.  I was only thirteen years old, and [...]

A while ago while searching the internet for interesting bacon memorabilia, I discovered this:

Yes my friends, that is the Bacon Quilt.  Woven to perfection.  I can only imagine that it tastes similar to ambosia and nectar.
In the next few days I will be making my own.  I will update you guys.