Dork Productions

It may seem like I spend every waking moment of my life on the internet.  This assumption is actually true.
It may also seem like I enjoy unconventional videos.  Videos about weird and crazy things that don’t make sense.  This is not really true but sometimes it is.
So, I have decided to share with you some [...]

It is February 14th, the day of love and candies and whatnots and so forth.
In celebration I decided to make some Valentine’s Day cards!  Feel free to send them to your loved ones.

All right, that’s all for now!  Catch you guys later.

A lot of people thought it was awesome when Former President Bush reacted like a cat and dodged a shoe. A lot more people thought that the guy who threw the shoe was even more awesome.
I don’t know if you have seen this already, but the guy that threw the shoe is being honored in [...]

I don’t know if you’ve had a chance to look at Barack Obama’s Flikr page, but it’s got over three thousand photos on it.  Honestly, I’m not sure if it’s even Obama running his Flickr page…when does he have the time to upload all of these pictures?  At night?  Doesn’t this man sleep?    Where does [...]

We’re are all guilty of getting sucked into the world of Wikipedia.  You tell yourself you’ll only be on it for fifteen minutes, but then you end up spending three hours browsing articles about things no one has ever heard of.
Someone who got sucked into the Wikipedia world compiled a list of the creepiest articles [...]

Here are some animals you might never have known about if not for me.
Jack’s Wild World of Weird Animals

Oy, mateys!  Welcome to the Wild World Of Weird Animals!  You are about to see the wildest and
weirdest animals in the world!
Narwal

The Narwal’s tooth has more power than Gandalf’s staff.
Awright mateys, first up we got the NARWHAL!  [...]

Tired of those lame Picasso and Monet paintings?  I mean, what’s the big deal anyway?  It’s just a bunch of dots and weird curvy lines that don’t really look like people.
While walking around the new buildings at the Kansas City Nelson-Atkin’s Museum of Art, I stumbled upon a large photograph of trees and plants out [...]

I was always one of those parallel universe theory haters.  I’m enough of an asshole already…to think that there could be more of me and double or triple the amount of assholeness is more mind blowing to me than string theory.  Science is for losers.
Of course, then something happened today that shattered my mind and [...]

We’ve all seen those cheesy pamphlets the school counselors hand out at every given opportunity:  ”How to say no to peer pressure” or “How to stop your bulimia” or “What to do if your dog gets rabies.”  I usually pass these things off as a lame joke.  I don’t need a folded piece of paper [...]

Yeah, yeah, yeah…Obama is the next President of the UNited States, and McCain isn’t.  Democrats are rejoicing, and Republicans are moving to Canada.  Big surprise there.  But while Barack Obama spoke to the crowd from behind bullet proof glass, and while Palin cried during McCain’s concession speech, did you ever stop to think what Ron [...]