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Clint Eastwood is cool but he’s old.  And racist.  Clive Owen was cool for a while but now he’s just too British.  Their time in the spotlight is over.

A more awesome, more sweet, more bodacious guy has come into the mix.  And he looks like this:

This is Mr. Rob Awesome.  He’s sporting a killer six pack, manly pecs, a bottle of Grey Goose, an ace of spades in his bandana, a gun in his underwear, a new issue of Star magazine, and lots of shiny bling.  This is the most awesome picture ever taken of a person.  He has pursed his lips together as if to say “Yeah, I know.  What are you going to do about it?”  The pursing of the lips is usually an effeminate action executed by partying college girls for Facebook pictures, but Rob Awesome has taken it and turned it into something manly.

This is Mr. Rob Awesome’s car.  It is awesome.

This is his other awesome car.

This is him thinking about how awesome his Transformers motorcycle is.

Rob Awesome is awesome.  I think I am going to start dressing like him (I will save money on shirts!).  I’ll need a gun too.