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Clint Eastwood is cool but he’s old.  And racist.  Clive Owen was cool for a while but now he’s just too British.  Their time in the spotlight is over.
A more awesome, more sweet, more bodacious guy has come into the mix.  And he looks like this:

This is Mr. Rob Awesome.  He’s sporting a killer six [...]

We’re are all guilty of getting sucked into the world of Wikipedia.  You tell yourself you’ll only be on it for fifteen minutes, but then you end up spending three hours browsing articles about things no one has ever heard of.
Someone who got sucked into the Wikipedia world compiled a list of the creepiest articles [...]

This made its rounds on the blogs a while ago but I’m posting it again because it’s awesome!
These are pictures of the winners of the 2007 World Mustache Championship.  Enjoy.
The pictures are from The Handlebar Club

This is what I tried to do during No-Shave November but I failed miserably.

- jack

Tired of those lame Picasso and Monet paintings?  I mean, what’s the big deal anyway?  It’s just a bunch of dots and weird curvy lines that don’t really look like people.
While walking around the new buildings at the Kansas City Nelson-Atkin’s Museum of Art, I stumbled upon a large photograph of trees and plants out [...]