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Last semester I enrolled in a seemingly simple Geography 100 course.  Little did I know that my professor was going to turn out to be the man below, Jerome Dobson.

Jerome is the President of the American Geographical Society, and his passion for geography is unfathomable. The only information that I have retained from his class, [...]

It may seem like I spend every waking moment of my life on the internet.  This assumption is actually true.
It may also seem like I enjoy unconventional videos.  Videos about weird and crazy things that don’t make sense.  This is not really true but sometimes it is.
So, I have decided to share with you some [...]

Remember in The Mummy Returns when Brendan Fraser and the gang are on that double-decker bus fighting the mummy monsters and they drive UNDER A BRIDGE and the top deck gets destroyed?
If you don’t remember…well, it was awesome.
The exact same situation happened in Dublin or some place a few weeks ago (minus Brendan Fraser and [...]

It was midnight and I was starving.  There was no food in the room and the vending machine only had candy bars.  Where was I supposed to go if I wanted some real, big, juicy food?  The university’s student underground of course!
Every college has got one of these places, I’m sure.  It’s the overpriced, dank [...]

Just in case you are ever heading through the middle of Kansas on I-70 and it’s a nice summer day and you have the urge to spend $8 to see the WORLD’S LARGEST PRAIRIE DOG– I suggest you do it.
It will at the very least give you a topic of conversation for the next few [...]

It is February 14th, the day of love and candies and whatnots and so forth.
In celebration I decided to make some Valentine’s Day cards!  Feel free to send them to your loved ones.

All right, that’s all for now!  Catch you guys later.

A lot of people thought it was awesome when Former President Bush reacted like a cat and dodged a shoe. A lot more people thought that the guy who threw the shoe was even more awesome.
I don’t know if you have seen this already, but the guy that threw the shoe is being honored in [...]

Clint Eastwood is cool but he’s old.  And racist.  Clive Owen was cool for a while but now he’s just too British.  Their time in the spotlight is over.
A more awesome, more sweet, more bodacious guy has come into the mix.  And he looks like this:

This is Mr. Rob Awesome.  He’s sporting a killer six [...]

No matter how hard I try, I just can’t seem to get away from bacon.  You may remember this article I made awhile back about the Bacon Quilt.  Well, a few weeks ago my friends and I attempted to make one ourselves.  Here are the pictures.

We used Farmland’s Hickory Smoked Bacon.  It was the heavy [...]

Paul Bunyan is a mythological lumberjack who appears in tall tales of American folklore. He is usually portrayed as a giant as well as a lumberjack of unusual skill.  Because of his enormousness, he is usually very depressed.

Depressed Paul Bunyan is a comic strip drawn by Jack Brungardt every other other every weekday every every [...]