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A Fork in the Eye

Jack — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:05:39 +0000

A man tries to get to his fork in time.

A sloppy video for several reasons, hurr hurr hurr. It definitely was a grueling shoot, that’s for sure.

Thanks to Mike and Ryan.

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Cleaning the Room

Jack — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:55:30 +0000

A man makes a life changing decision while cleaning his room.

This movie was filmed in my dorm room back during 2007. My room was actually that messy. The sandwich was three days old and actually was rotten.

Thanks to Daniel for eating it.

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Creepy Wikipedia Articles

Jack — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:31:44 +0000

We’re are all guilty of getting sucked into the world of Wikipedia. You tell yourself you’ll only be on it for fifteen minutes, but then you end up spending three hours browsing articles about things no one has ever heard of.

Someone who got sucked into the Wikipedia world compiled a list of the creepiest articles ever. It has been floating around the internet fora while and I decided to spread it a little more and post it on this website.

There are enough creepy articles here to keep you busy for a couple of hours.

My personal favorite is the Arecibo Reply: The Arecibo reply was the name given to a crop circle that appeared in farmland next to the Chilbolton radio telescope; home to the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence Institute (SETI) in Hampshire, UK, on tuesday 21 August 2001. The design is so named because it appears to be a response to the Arecibo message, which SETI transmitted into space in 1974.

The List:

I hope you enjoy all that! It’s all definately worth reading.

- jack

The Tour of My Freshman Year Bathroom

Jack — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 07:06:31 +0000

College is a strange and interesting time in a man’s life. Education aside, it’s really a test to see if you can survive by yourself in the real world.

If the cleanliness of a personal bathroom is the deciding factor, then I definately failed real life.

Here, I present a picture tour of my bathroom freshman year of college. The dorm room I stayed in had its own bathroom, which was really quite nice…that is until it got dirty and no one cleaned it up.

The door isn’t too menacing.

Here we go!

A towel on the floor. It had been in that spot for three months.

An empty coke can on the sink.

Bacteria growing out of the sink.

Probably around two months worth of trash.

Almost on par with the toilet from Trainspotting.

Dirt from something.

The only cleaning products in the bathroom right here.

You’d think the shampoo run off would clean the floor of the shower. It doesn’t.

Trust me, I knew the bathroom was disgusting. I was angry at my roommate though, so I kept waiting for him to clean it. He never did.

We didn’t get away with the dirty bathroom. Once a semester, the RA does room inspections for each room on the floor, to make sure no one is killing themself with uncleanliness. Here is the report my room got.

And to top it off, the RA spotted the furniture we stole from the lobby…

Yep. So that’s that.

Don’t let your bathroom ever get that dirty. It’s not safe. I think I probably learned a lesson maybe.

That’s all for now!

- jack