This is a video I made for my ex-girlfriend Caryn.  She was the love of my life and she left me for some jerk at a coffee shop.

Hopefully when you see this video Caryn, you will change your mind about everything and come back to me.  Please.  Please.  I love you.  Please.

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One of my film classes required me to make a video to introduce myself to everyone.  This is what they saw.

hmph

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If the cleanliness of a personal bathroom is the deciding factor, then I definately failed real life.

Here, I present a picture tour of my bathroom freshman year of college.  The dorm room I stayed in had its own bathroom, which was really quite nice…that is until it got dirty and no one cleaned it up.

The door isn’t too menacing.

Here we go!

A towel on the floor.  It had been in that spot for three months.

An empty coke can on the sink.

Bacteria growing out of the sink.

Probably around two months worth of trash.

Almost on par with the toilet from Trainspotting.

Dirt from something.

The only cleaning products in the bathroom right here.

You’d think the shampoo run off would clean the floor of the shower.  It doesn’t.

Trust me, I knew the bathroom was disgusting.  I was angry at my roommate though, so I kept waiting for him to clean it.  He never did.

We didn’t get away with the dirty bathroom.  Once a semester, the RA does room inspections for each room on the floor, to make sure no one is killing themself with uncleanliness.  Here is the report my room got.

And to top it off, the RA spotted the furniture we stole from the lobby…

Yep.  So that’s that.

Don’t let your bathroom ever get that dirty.  It’s not safe.  I think I probably learned a lesson maybe.

That’s all for now!

- jack

The Dark Knight’s viral marketing campaign was probably the greatest in history.  A year and a half before the movie was released, the advertising people were getting fans involved by leaking videos and pictures onto the internet for everyone to eat up.  It creates hype, you see.

One thing those crazy marketing geniuses did was put up a website that supposedly belonged to the real Joker.  On it, the Joker called out to his droogs to help him spread his infamous name across the country.  People were asked to go out into the public and put up posters, do scavenger hunts, and dress up like him.
The dressing up part is what concerns us the most…because I participated in that one.  Let’s see what we got here.

This is what’s on the Joker’s official website:

Yadda, yadda, yadda,  Let’s go to the part about me.

Now wait a second.  See that picture at the top right?  Is that…could it be…..?

Yes…yes…I think that I am…in that picture.

Yep, that’s me all right.  With a few of my friends as well.  This was back in…oh, I’d say November last year.  It was a day well spent if I recall correctly.

So anyway, that’s kind of cool that the Dark Knight people used me in their advertising campaign.  I am probably responsible for the $900 million dollars the movie made.

Here are some bonus pictures for your pleasure.

I swear this is the nerdiest thing I have ever done.

- jack