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It may seem like I spend every waking moment of my life on the internet.  This assumption is actually true.
It may also seem like I enjoy unconventional videos.  Videos about weird and crazy things that don’t make sense.  This is not really true but sometimes it is.
So, I have decided to share with you some [...]

A man accidentally creates Earth.
This is a video I made my junior year of high school. It is quite dated but I was getting some requests (one request) to put it back up, so here it is.
Thanks to Fergy.
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A man tells us how he became one with nature.
This was mostly filmed on a whim.  Don’t judge me from this video alone.  It is a very strange video.
Also watch out for some revealing mistakes.  Don’t actually watch for them.
Thanks to Jack and Scott
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Caryn come back to me!
This is a video I made for my ex-girlfriend Caryn.  She was the love of my life and she left me for some jerk at a coffee shop.
Hopefully when you see this video Caryn, you will change your mind about everything and come back to me.  Please.  Please.  I love you.  [...]

A man eats a little too much sugar.
Originally it was going to be cocaine, but I changed it to sugar as I couldn’t secure any actual cocaine (that’s a joke).  I just wanted to make a trippy video.
Thanks to Chris, Kyle L., and Ryan.
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We’re are all guilty of getting sucked into the world of Wikipedia.  You tell yourself you’ll only be on it for fifteen minutes, but then you end up spending three hours browsing articles about things no one has ever heard of.
Someone who got sucked into the Wikipedia world compiled a list of the creepiest articles [...]

A girl eats a mushroom.
I sincerely apologize for this video.  It doesn’t really make sense and is probably the most experimental thing I’ve done (so far).  Perhaps you will find some memorable sequences, or perhaps you will think the whole thing belongs in the trash.
This video won first place in the Jordan White Weird Video [...]

A man goes to meet his online girlfriend but runs into his secret admirer along the way.
I made this for my Directing 101 class.  I filmed it in one day and it shows.  It’s semi-entertaining I suppose.  Don’t judge me by this video alone.
Thanks to Aleks, Michael, and Ryan (for the camera).
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A man who never leaves his room searches for a girl’s lost key.
This was my final project for my freshman film class.  11/07.
Hopefully you’ll enjoy it.  It sort of a mess but it’s supposed to be like that I think.  Looking back I probably shouldn’t have used voice over.  Perhaps there will be another cut [...]