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College is a strange and interesting time in a man’s life.  Education aside, it’s really a test to see if you can survive by yourself in the real world.

If the cleanliness of a personal bathroom is the deciding factor, then I definately failed real life.

Here, I present a picture tour of my bathroom freshman year of college.  The dorm room I stayed in had its own bathroom, which was really quite nice…that is until it got dirty and no one cleaned it up.

The door isn’t too menacing.

Here we go!

A towel on the floor.  It had been in that spot for three months.

An empty coke can on the sink.

Bacteria growing out of the sink.

Probably around two months worth of trash.

Almost on par with the toilet from Trainspotting.

Dirt from something.

The only cleaning products in the bathroom right here.

You’d think the shampoo run off would clean the floor of the shower.  It doesn’t.

Trust me, I knew the bathroom was disgusting.  I was angry at my roommate though, so I kept waiting for him to clean it.  He never did.

We didn’t get away with the dirty bathroom.  Once a semester, the RA does room inspections for each room on the floor, to make sure no one is killing themself with uncleanliness.  Here is the report my room got.

And to top it off, the RA spotted the furniture we stole from the lobby…

Yep.  So that’s that.

Don’t let your bathroom ever get that dirty.  It’s not safe.  I think I probably learned a lesson maybe.

That’s all for now!

- jack