"...a little bit of everything"
Smile for the camera, Obama. 10/1/08
I don't know if you've had a chance to look at Barack Obama's Flikr page, but it's got over three thousand pictures on it.
Honestly, I'm not sure if it's even Obama running his Flickr page...when does he have the time to upload all of his photos? At
night? Doesn't this man sleep? Where does he get all the film for his camera?
It's a good collection of pictures...but there was one specific photograph I found particularly interesting.
Honestly, I'm not sure if it's even Obama running his Flickr page...when does he have the time to upload all of his photos? At
night? Doesn't this man sleep? Where does he get all the film for his camera?
It's a good collection of pictures...but there was one specific photograph I found particularly interesting.
The caption reads: Democratic Presidential Nominee, Senator Barack Obama participates in the first presidential debate
with Senator McCain at the University of Mississippi in Oxford, MS on Friday, September 26, 2008. And people are drooling all
over it.
You want to know what I see in this picture? An anti-social nerdy body not unlike the basement dwellers that spend all day
playing World of Warcraft.
Allow me to dissect everything wrong in this picture.
with Senator McCain at the University of Mississippi in Oxford, MS on Friday, September 26, 2008. And people are drooling all
over it.
You want to know what I see in this picture? An anti-social nerdy body not unlike the basement dwellers that spend all day
playing World of Warcraft.
Allow me to dissect everything wrong in this picture.
First of all, what the heck kind of mirror is this? It's reflecting an image of him BEHIND HIM! Is this some crazy new age mirror
that only democrats know about? What If I looked into a mirror and saw my reflection on the wall behind me? Then it would be
like my real self was the reflection and the reflection was me. Damn you Barack for making my brain hurt!
that only democrats know about? What If I looked into a mirror and saw my reflection on the wall behind me? Then it would be
like my real self was the reflection and the reflection was me. Damn you Barack for making my brain hurt!
Second of all, if Barack Obama is actually preparing for a debate in front of the entire nation, why is he studying BLANK
PAGES. Answer me that one. Usually when I study, I look at my notes or make flash cards, not white sheets of paper. Perhaps
Obama writes in invisible ink, and only he possesses the X-Ray contacts needed to read it.
PAGES. Answer me that one. Usually when I study, I look at my notes or make flash cards, not white sheets of paper. Perhaps
Obama writes in invisible ink, and only he possesses the X-Ray contacts needed to read it.
Excuse me Mr. Obama, is that a purse? Is that where you keep all your make-up and coin wallets?
Well looky here! Don't you have any friends to come sit down next to you? Is this why you look so sad in the picture?
Because you're lonely? You could have tried to find a random stranger to come fill the seat...maybe you did try that and
everyone said no.
Because you're lonely? You could have tried to find a random stranger to come fill the seat...maybe you did try that and
everyone said no.
This sink is clean. A little...too clean. Do we really want someone with OCD to be the president?
Is that an...ironing board, Sen. Obama? Can't you hire someone to do your own laundry? I mean, didn't you raise like
30 million dollars last month or something? That could get you a kick ass butler. Or you could have picked a woman as
your running mate.
30 million dollars last month or something? That could get you a kick ass butler. Or you could have picked a woman as
your running mate.
Are those Huggies Pull-Ups by your chair? Aren't those meant for toddlers with bladder control problems. I would
expect something like this to be in McCain's dressing room, but not yours, Obama. Don't worry, it took me a while to get
things under control as well.
expect something like this to be in McCain's dressing room, but not yours, Obama. Don't worry, it took me a while to get
things under control as well.
So this is how Sen. Obama prepares for a debate: he gets high as a kite. Do we really want to elect a president so
lazy that he doesn't even bother hiding his bong from the press?
lazy that he doesn't even bother hiding his bong from the press?
A dead hooker? Are you serious, Sen. Obama? This not only a felony of some sort, but it also makes you look bad to the
public eye. I would suggest in the future not to have any dealings with prostitutes, or to get a bigger trash bag so the legs
don't stick out. If she is not dead, then I suggest giving Eyes WIde Shut Tom Cruise a call...that guy works miracles.
In conclusion, I'm not sure why everyone is in awe of this photo of Barack Obama. It does nothing but hurt his image. I
haven't been this embarrassed since the time John McCain put his campaign on hold to fly to Washington and help rally a
bailout plan that ended up crashing and burning into the ground.
public eye. I would suggest in the future not to have any dealings with prostitutes, or to get a bigger trash bag so the legs
don't stick out. If she is not dead, then I suggest giving Eyes WIde Shut Tom Cruise a call...that guy works miracles.
In conclusion, I'm not sure why everyone is in awe of this photo of Barack Obama. It does nothing but hurt his image. I
haven't been this embarrassed since the time John McCain put his campaign on hold to fly to Washington and help rally a
bailout plan that ended up crashing and burning into the ground.