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"...a little bit of everything"
Pay Heed, All Who Enter 10/23/08
     There isn't any KU representation out here in California.  I don't understand why.  The other day, I was driving with some
friends when the roads suddenly fogged up, and I jokingly turned to Steve and said, "Beware of the Phog!"   Of course, he
looked at me like I was nuts, and it was then I decided I had to do something to educate these poor Californians.
     This is the sign hanging in Allen Field House at the University of Kansas.  "The Phog" is referencing Phog Allen, one of
the many great coaches in KU's colorful basketball history.  After explaining to my friends the meaning of my joke, we all had
a good laugh and everything seemed fine.  Or so I thought.
     You see, later that day I went into my bathroom and I noticed how
bland everything seemed.  White walls, white linoleum,
white counter tops....I felt like I was trapped in a cup of milk, only I wasn't moist at all.
     It was then I had a flashback to my conversation about Phog Allen...and then I decided to make this decoration.
     This sign hangs above the door to my bathroom now.  It is awesome.  My toilet is notorious for clogging, so hopefully this
poster will ward off all of the evil spirits.