| Requests...because you know you want to. |
Now that everyone has been dispersed all over the country, this is less of a "send in a request" page and more of a
"type a little message and say hello!" page. It's fairly easy - just type want you want to say below and hit submit.
Don't forget to leave your name! Also most of everything you submit will NOT be posted on this site.
Alternatively, you can also send me an email at insovietrussia@gmail.com. But this will mean that I will have your
email address (which I probably already have it anyway) and that I will email you at random times.
You can also leave me a facebook message or comment but those are no fun. Enjoy!
"type a little message and say hello!" page. It's fairly easy - just type want you want to say below and hit submit.
Don't forget to leave your name! Also most of everything you submit will NOT be posted on this site.
Alternatively, you can also send me an email at insovietrussia@gmail.com. But this will mean that I will have your
email address (which I probably already have it anyway) and that I will email you at random times.
You can also leave me a facebook message or comment but those are no fun. Enjoy!
| Requests Updated August 9th 2006 "****ING WINDOWS 98" O__O "jack...... i swear, i thought you were asleep. Never do it again. Or, just make sure I won't find out next time. "Dude seriously, where's my car? Behind the truck. "That story in the yearbook about you guys, I honostly don't know how it even made it in. Not only is your "company" worth being written about, but they said something that I totally disagree with. It was something along the lines of "they have a website that they update regularly" Uh....no. You'll sometimes go a month without updating and all it is a stupid game or a dumb movie. Come on." The second sentence is where you start making no sense. Maybe proof read it next time? Also, you don't like us updating with movies? Listen, that's what we do: we make movies. I don't see the point in making a video and then putting some long and boring essay up on the site. There is more to DP than the website. "Look Ron I'm riding a furry tractor!!" Where did you get your clothes? The...toilet store? "*blink*...It would be cool to do a remake of our OM Godzilla thing. That's a request." Yes, you are right. That WOULD be cool. Updated July 19th "Ok I am thinking Jean Luc Goddard complexes "I am trying to change the world" ha" What...the...hell? Even if I did know what you are talking about, I still wouldn't give you a decent answer. "How about I give you a phone and you give me the finger" Howabout I give you my fing and you give me your phoner call. "Wow, I have a feeling that whoever disses this site (Rob-in F.) is a complete idiot. This site is awesome and should be revered for ages to come... or a least a few months. By the way though, you should finish the "about us" section soon." About Us will be done soon...and yeah. This site should be revered. I think it should be very revered. In fact, maybe I should make a picture of some British dude and put it on the main page so people will look at it and say outloud to their family members "Hey, the British are coming." Then, I believe, our site will be very, very revered. ba dum ch "Fix the "About Us" Section now fool!" It's on it's way. Just you wait, young child. Updated July 10th "Hey, you guys have no idea who the hell I am, but my friends and I made this badass ninja video in Spanish for school. We gave it to this guy named 'call me muffin', and he was supposed to upload it to this place. .... So any news on the probability of our spanish ninja video being uploaded any time soon?" Yeah. I never got around to putting it on the website. One of these days I'll put it on here, don't you worry. It probably doesn't matter to you anymore. "i want to have your baby." Too late. "Why won't it let me watch your movies?" Our movies are always having trouble. You need Windows Media Player to watch most of them. Also, our server went down (lousy Jason) and it doesn't look like it'll be up anytime soon, so that is why you are getting errors when you click on the link. "Ok..so your new movie "advertisement"..thats a clip from a movie, so it technically isnt a "DP original" now is it?" Well, we made the ending. And we are the ones that recorded it onto the computer. But yeah, we didn't make the entire thing. But "50% DP original" sounds stupid, doesn't it? "Dude this is Keri...I went to el with Nathan" Ah yes. Nathan and I remember you. We were all in OM together, and made that dumb Godzilla skit. Actually, it was pretty kick ass. Updated June 24th "i would like to request that you guys get together and beat chris ray to death, and film it." Chris is hard as heck to bring down. I've seen atleast twenty people jump on him all at the same time...he didn't collapse under all that weight. Instead, he walked all the way to Wendy's (with all of the people still on his back) and bought everybody chocolate frosties. Now, replace Chris Ray with Nathan Roberts and you have a done deal. I'd pay money to beat him up. i got 21.734 seconds on the dodge block game-micah Way to go. Have fun wasting your life with satanic "video games." Pretty soon you're gonna be spitting pea soup all over your monitor. hi Bacon. people ask really weird stuff on this site... Do they have a severe lack of entertainment, or do they all have crushes on you and are trying to find a way to talk to you? Probably both. But you have to admit, all of the D.P. guys are total hotties. I can't go one day without some random chick walking up to my door, ringing the doorbell, and then running off because she's too nervous of my good looks to talk to me. Put on the requests foo *looks around* My God. so do you guys still suck even after i moved away? that sucks jack..too bad it didn't work out! montana chic Montana? Whoa, whoa, whoa...slow down. Really, trying to insult us when you live in MONTANA? God... Andrew - do a hot or not with dp memebrs and random people around the school Well, then...then that would not be any different from the real hotornot if we used random people around the school now would it? I'm bored. And I'm Jack. what is fergies email address? its really important TheEvilSponge@hotmail.com if you really think it's important. Then again, this request was sent in months ago, and I am just now answering it. I really hope you weren't trying to ask him what the antidote was, because in that case you are probably dead. tell kyle to make another diary entry Well, what do you want him to write about? Telling him to make an entry and not even giving him something to rant about, you make Kyle mad. He will pull some kung-fu on you. But yeah, there's gonna be a new one pretty soon. Make a movie on Kyle's hot momma ... I really want a movie no KYLE'S HOTT MOMMA!!!! If you want to sneak into kyle's house and videotape her, then be my guest. And then I could host it on the internet Make a Chinese movie for the Chinese people out there! Uhhhh, *points to mission tetris* Make a hot movie for the hotties out there! Uhhhh, *points to mission tetris again* eat some chocolate Sometimes everyone in DP gets together and we just have a chocolate party and eat chocolate. 'Cept Nathan always complains because he says that it will kill him or something. He made up some bad excuse about being allergic to chocolate (what a liar) more requests!!!!! Scroll all the way up, type something, hit submit. "um yah.. peter i'm sorry, but your going to have to come in for work on saturday.. yah....." I hate typing out responses to requests like these. What ever I end up saying sounds really freaking stupid. Y halo thar on Conan Why hello there, my good friend. Here's an idea: how about you update for once? I know this nice bar down the street. It's probably about three blocks away. On Saturday nights a couple of my buddies and I go down there and get some drinks. One of our favorite drinks, and soon to be your favorite also, is that nice glass of shut the hell up. Heres my request: Update the ****ing site. See above response I had a great philosophical though to put here.....but I forgot. I had a great response to put here.....but I decided that you suck. update the requests See above response related to updating. Are you interested in anyone? i mean interested as in..someone you like? I'm interested in whoever you want me to be interested in, babycakes. i forgot where i live Well, you are a dumbass then. Dude, You should make a film of Joe Berry being beaten up - AntiJoeBerryMan Dude, I bet this was Burke. And if it was, then let's beat the crap out of Burke, and not make a movie. But if this wasn't Burke, then this is a great idea. i finally got a xbox. and a dvd player. and a system that has 84 old really cool games on it. and 150 bucks. and halo. and another controller. wow. Wow, *raises middle finger* Jack B. needs to figure out how to shop for his sisters for Christmas. But Jack B. hates his sisters I'd like the next video you guys make, to be porn. Please. Uhhh...*points to mission tetris* i think we're all procrastinators I was going to post some lame ass response like "I'll answer this later" but then I thought that was way to stupid and uncreative. So instead I am going to link you to a picture of a dog: http://www.lollipopcards.com/store/zoom/dog.gif i luv your mother Would you be talking to Kyle? Because his mom is getting a lot of requests lately. who's YOUR daddy? John Stamos is like a father to me...or atleast it seems that way. you should do your version of survivor, just a suggestion I'll keep this in mind. You should work on the site more so its done sooner Well, technically its never done since we're always adding to it. But that's only if you want to get technical. If not, then yeah, you are right. someone changed my password to my new screen name too. bastards. -ryan It was definatly not Jack Ferguson. if you go faster than the speed of sound backwards and scream, would you make the noise before opening your mouth? If you type an infinite amount of requests, will they all be as stupid as this one? Yes, probably. What time do you get to school in the morning? Does your sister drive you? Not anymore. sup fools, I'm marshie Hide marshmallows in your pillow for SEeeeEECRET EATING! Is DP planning on making another DVD? I've got friends in Olathe that are waiting impatiently... Oh yes. It'll be out in a couple months. Olathe, eh? See, DP is slowly spreading. |
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